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I went to visit my shrink the other day. He said “I’m going to give you a Rorschach Test.” But because he’s so post-post-modern he couldn’t bother to find ink blots. Instead he just showed me a magazine about Gilligan's Island. What really is an ink blot anyway, I suppose. Well let’s just say that he was shocked to discover that a lot of my problems with society were very nautical.

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